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Attorney JokesHere is a selection of attorney jokes. I figure you may be in need a good laugh if you are looking for an Orlando criminal defense attorney!
It was so cold outside that the Attorneys had their hands in their own pockets. A woman walked into an Orlando attorney's office and asked about the attorney's fees. $100 for 3 questions came the attorney's reply. Isn't that a bit expensive? asked the lady while she paid out the $100. Yes replied the attorney, it is. What is your third question? If someone helps a criminal to break the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. If someone helps a criminal to break the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a criminal defense attorney. Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titanic. An accountant and an Orlando attorney were both asked what two plus two equaled. The accountant replied instantly saying, "it was easily proven to be four." After a short pause, the attorney replied "how much would you like it to be?" Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat them. The owner became quite annoyed, marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged and then simply exchanged sandwiches. After years of hard work, Anne took her first vacation on a luxury cruise ship. While sitting in a deck chair, she recognized a former school classmate, a long-lost friend from her old hometown. She crossed the deck, shook hands with her friend and said: "Hello, Anne. I haven't seen you in years. What are you doing these days?" "I'm practicing law," whispered Anne. "But don't tell my mother. She still thinks I'm a prostitute." Question. How do you stop an attorney from drowning? Answer. Shoot him before he hits the water. Question. What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand? Answer. Not enough sand.
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